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September 05, 2014

Prank: "Spider-Dog" Terrorizes Random Pedestrians in Poland

It's not a spider-dog. It's jus a dog dressed up as a spider.

But it's... I mean, even knowing it's fake-- it's still creepy.

I don't like this.*


What happens when you set this frightening thing loose on an unsuspecting population? At night?

Well, there's only one place to find that out -- Poland, where life is, apparently, cheap, and where the law says you can do anything you like as long as it makes people fall down.

Thanks to Admiral Snackbar.

Apologies for first claiming this was in China. The dog's name is "Chica," which imprinted on my brain as "China."

* We are hard-coded to not like this shape. We don't like spiders and we don't like snakes. Those shapes are in our brains (I think passed from our mothers via chemical means, and passed down by this method since the dawn of time) as Danger Shapes.

I cannot imagine what the hell I'd do if I saw this shape, in this huge size, coming at me at night.

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