Hamas Targets Journalists in Gaza for Intimidation | Main | Updates: ISIS/FGM Story Seems More Likely a Hoax;
John Walsh Immediately Plagiarizes It
July 24, 2014

Disturbing: 8 Families in Orange County Have Had Porcelain Dolls Left On Their Doorsteps Which Resemble the Young Girls Actually Living There

Via @gabrielmalor.

Hey, do you want a nightmare tonight? Well read on.

"No crime yet," the reporter says, which I suppose is true.

I mean, who ever thought to outlaw "covertly leaving porcelain dolls resembling children living at that home?"

Report here. Video report at the link, too.


11 dolls have been found so far. But they say 8 families were targeted -- I suppose this means that some families had dolls deposited twice, or had multiple dolls left their to indicate multiple girls living in the home.

One thing I think may be exaggerated is how "closely" these dolls "resemble" the girls. They appear to be mass produced, so there's no way they can be very close resemblances.

However, if the Doll Man left a blonde doll for a blonde girl, and a brunette doll for a brunette, that would, I think, scare any parent and alarm any cop, justifiably.

If the Doll Man is exercising that kind of choice, then he's deliberately sending the signal that he's looking at these particular girls, and knows what they (basically) look like. That would be a close enough resemblance for red-alert alarm.


Humanity

100,000 years of history, and we're still coming up with brand-new ways to be awful and weird.


digg this
posted by Ace at 05:20 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear: ">> Thanks very much. That's kind of you. You'r ..."

KAOS MOCBA: "THIS SMART MILITARY BLOG WILL BE UNAVAILABLE Un ..."

Scarborough Fairy: "'And a one-a, and a two-a' And a three and a wh ..."

Lawrence Welk's accordion: "And a one-a, and a two-a ..."

jsg: "The Saints would have given the Eagles a better ga ..."

Scarborough Fairy: "Thank you Joe. This next one's for you. Have yo ..."

FenelonSpoke: "Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at ..."

Case: "I'm sure California will give Obama sanctuary no m ..."

Joe Biden: "Scarborough needs to put out 8 tracks. That's what ..."

jsg: "Another question : Since Obama was essentially a p ..."

Scarborough Fairy: " White turd In a golden cage On a Winter's day ..."

Clinton Global: ""We'll know where he is. " If we tell you. ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64