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July 19, 2014

Jackasses Try to Kill IDF Soldiers, But Wind Up Blowing Up An Innocent Jackass [Y-not]

From The Right Scoop we have this story:

Hamas is getting desperate for suicide bombers, so they loaded up a bunch of explosives on Democrats and shoved towards Israeli soldiers... no wait, I'm sorry, they loaded up donkeys, not Democrats.

From the Daily News:

Hamas militants strapped explosives to a donkey and sent it toward Israeli soldiers, the Israeli Defense Forces said Saturday.

Sadly, it sounds like only the innocent jackass got killed. (Read the whole thing here.)

Meanwhile, here's a recent update on the IDF's efforts:


IDF spokesperson, Brig. General Moti Almoz, said today (Saturday) that the Hamas organization lost or used half of its rocket stockpile since the beginning of the operation. Almoz claimed that Hamas launched 1705 rockets since the operation began and that it is only 17% of the original stockpile of 10,000 rockets 12 days ago. "I think that we destroyed 30% to 40% of the stockpile in the attacks" he said. In addition the Prime Minister Netanyahu called for a meeting to consider the deepening of the Gaza ground operation.

Got get 'em, Israel!


PS: Open thread until NDH's movie thread goes up.

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