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July 12, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (Super Moon Edition 12 Jul 2014)

Tonight is the first of 3 super moons. Don't worry morons, it does not mean Roseanne Barr is flying in a glass bottomed plane nekkid over your house. If you miss the super moon tonight, you'll get a chance next month and in September.

These folks that are offended that the Israeli's are applauding while they watch retaliatory strikes against the folks launching rockets at them can kiss my ass. I'm sure they forgot how the Palestinian's celebrated the kidnapping and murder of 3 Israeli teens. Or the murder of a Jewish family in the West Bank. Or even 9/11. They reap what they sow. My give a shit meter is broke.

Farts Save Lives

Pull my finger. It can save your life. The substance in farts may reverse mitochondria damage and cellular inflammation.

the researchers have developed a new compound, called AP39, that could deliver the exact right amount of the hydrogen sulfide to the exact places it’s needed within human cells. Reports are boasting cancer prevention, and the researchers feel the substance in farts, if delivered appropriately, can do more than just prevent diseases like cancer. The researchers believe that the stench in farts may be able to actually reverse mitochondria damage, but only with a little help from science. Smelling farts alone isn’t going to be enough.

Ok, ok. Don't pull my finger then.

Croc On A Plane?

Hmmm, I don't know about this. Congo plane crash caused by an escaped crocodile in the cabin.

How To Block A Bitch Slap

Blood, Guts, and Glory

This actually sounds fun. Blood, Guts, and Glory is a team based In Person Combat / Horror Survival Experience that takes place in Hyper Realistic Environments with Real Military Weapon Training systems. You can go against zombies or other military teams. It isn't paint ball and it isn't laser tag. Your weapons are real M4 rifles and Glock 17 pistols as well as smoke and concussion grenades. Here's how they score.

Each participant (including zombies, aliens, and mutants) wears a PAIN Belt which is "user adjustable" (Penalty Action Includes Nerve-Stimulation) device. This device renders nerve stimulation at varying levels from vibration, to a mild stimulation.

It also transmits scoring to the master server in real time.

Heroes Con 2014 Cosplay

Amelia Earhart 2.0

Well she did it. Amelia Earhart (2.0) becomes youngest woman to circumnavigate the world in a single-engine plane.

Another Cat Owner That Is A Pussy

What is it with cat owners these days? Crazy cat goes berserk in Florida, owner calls 911.

A 4-year-old Russian blue cat named Kush is being quarantined after apparently going berserk inside a central Florida home, prompting its owners to call 911.

Police say the feline scratched owners Teresa and James Gregory on their arms and legs Saturday, causing the couple to retreat to a bedroom, where they called 911.

Cat Video

In Russia, cat....

That cat had to have used at least half of its 9 lives.

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