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July 05, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (5 Jul 2014)

So Dick Durbin (D) is all for amnesty and immigration reform but when it comes to moving illegals to his home state, he's against it. Sorry Dick, you wanted it. MSM to call him racist in 3... oh, never mind. He's a Democrat.


Scarlet Johansson

Don't put your fantasies about Scarlet in writing. She'll sue you for defamation.

A Scarlett Johansson doppelganger in a novel was treated as a “sex object,” according to a defamation lawsuit filed by the famous actress, but author Gregoire Delacourt claims he only used her image as a way of giving Johansson a compliment.

Plants Feel Too

Any minute now, I'm sure we'll see the first chapter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants after a study finds plants can hear themselves being eaten. So why does James Cameron want to torture plants this way? This is like worse than Abu Gharib. Actually, a lot of things are worse than Abu Gharib but whatever.

Akira

Leading Cause Of Death

This will be the leading cause of death in the not so distant future. Death by government incompetence.

Verruckt

I wish I lived near this waterslide. I'd try it.

Town For Sale

So what do you think morons? Should we buy this town for sale and make it Moronville? A bar is included.

Jewel

Heads up you single 'rons. Jewel is available again.

Shooting Far

What it takes to use a handgun to reliably and accurately hit a target at 100 yards.

All it takes for a handgun to consistently produce accurate and fast aimed shots out to 100 yards is a shoulder stock, and a gun that is either chambered for a high velocity round or has a long barrel.

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