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July 01, 2014

Tuesday Morning News Dump

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light. The blue and the dim of the dark cloths, of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet; But I, being poor, have only my tweets; I have spread my tweets under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my tweets.


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