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Overnight Open Thread (10 May 2014)![]() If the Yellowstone Caldera erupts, supposedly the U.S. has sooper sekrit contingency plans for Brazil, Australia, or Argentina. Hmmm. Not sure about Brazil or Argentina but dang, the ecosystem in Australia is killer. But the beaches are nice. I think I'd opt for Australia. A Guide To Japanese Toilets ![]() Good Lord they have features. A Westerner's guide to Japanese toilets. They aren't cheap either. The washlet's plethora of user settings focuses more on physics and chemistry than electronics. Toto's modern toilet bowls have a nanotech coating on the interior to defend against incidental stains and prevent waste from sticking to it long after you've flushed. The very latest models even partially electrolyze the flush water, which not only adds an antibacterial bonus to every flush, but also has a bleaching effect on urine stains. And some higher-end washlets pack proximity sensors that cause the seat to raise and lower on your approach and dismount. Since we're talking about Japan, how about Vol. IV of weird Japanese commercials? Obamacare Heh. Mexicocare > Obamacare. The growing trend among Californians finds citizens driving into Mexican towns like Tijuana, and seeing a doctor for as little as $15 out of pocket. While the Obama administration remains puzzled why so few Latinos are signing up for health insurance, the answer can be found just a few short miles away from the border. 40th Anniversary of Blazing Saddles Mel Brooks blasts political correctness saying how Blazing Saddles couldn't be made today and most of the anniversary coverage on MSM outlets fails to mention Brooks saying that. Star Trek The annoying kids of Star Trek. So true. I hated Wesley. Adventures Of The Miami Police Department Police shooting frenzy raises concerns. I would hope so after 23 cops fired at least 377 rounds not only into the suspect vehicle but into neighboring cars, buildings, oh and 2 cops. The kicker is that the suspect and other occupant in the vehicle ended up being unarmed although the suspect was thought to be still armed after shooting another cop earlier. Air Force ![]() Is the U.S. Air Force dying? Well, they sure are losing the numbers game and the F-35 isn't going to help. Of course, the Army has more boats than the Navy does so there's that. Of the three military departments, the U.S. Air Force is buying the fewest total amount of new aircraft, purchasing the fewest types of aircraft, and retiring the most airplanes Pop Quiz Alright you smart morons, if you locate the spot in Canada that is furthest south and look at how many states are above that latitude on a map, how many states are North of that point? Cat Video Tonight's ONT brought to you by 30 delicious desserts that are somehow magically healthy too: ![]() Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet or CDR M. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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