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May 08, 2014

NFL Draft Thread [Y-not]

Round 1 of the NFL Draft is on ESPN. Start time is 8 pm Eastern.

Predictions of the draft order abound. Here's one at CBS.

Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina's Defensive End, seems to be the consensus first pick, despite his off-field (and ON-field) antics.

Wildest draft rumor that I heard this morning on Mike & Mike is that Jerruh Jonez is thinking of drafting Manziel. (I gather this rumor may have started with Mike Mayock.)

Seems like as good a reason as any to post this:


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Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders saluting their boss.

The 2014 NFL Pro Bowl cheerleader roster can be found here.

To wrap things up, follow this link for a mock-worthy video courtesy of Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Fahrvergnügen, doing a cover of Blondie's "Heart of Glass." (Embedding wasn't working when I drafted this post - sorry!)

Yeah, yeah -- elbows. But the rendition is atrocious.

Here's the real thing at YouTube.

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