Nancy Pelosi's Many, Many Republican Friends Keep Blabbing To Her All the Details of the Secret Racist Republican Playbook

Nancy Pelosi has a lot in common with Mata Hari, and I don't just mean her age.

I mean the woman is an extraordinary intelligence operative, ferreting out closely-held secrets of the opposition without difficulty.

You may remember that, just last month, SuperSpy Nancy Pelosi had this incredible disclosure about Republican warplan OLIVER, our secret plan to starve hungry children to death.

I asked a Republican friend why his party remains so opposed to extending the vital lifelines for struggling families and really hungry children. This colleague’s response was telling in its blunt nature and it’s stunning in its honestly. What he said was to the Republican caucus, these people you are talking about are invisible, and the Republican caucus is indifferent to them. Invisible and indifferent. This is just plain wrong.

Ah, a "colleague" -- suggesting that Nancy Pelosi's source is an agent-in-place, a spy in her intelligence network who actually serves in Congress.

This Bay Area Seductress, codenamed THE WORD, merely has to move her pale hands in an enticing fashion and Republican "colleagues" fall over themselves to deliver TS/SCI diplomatic cables to her.

She's like Matt Helm with osteoporosis.

But Nancy Pelosi's not done collecting sensitive data from the enemy organization SPEKOCH. Because another well-placed mole has revealed SPEKOCH's special operations warplan to hate on Hispanics.

Her private spy network even has tentacles into the Irish immigration community. She's blown the lid off our SMAMROCK network.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi on Thursday blamed racial issues for the GOP’s failure to act on comprehensive immigration legislation.

“I think race has something to do with the fact that they’re not bringing up an immigration bill,” the California Democrat told reporters at her regular weekly press conference. “I’ve heard them say to the Irish, ‘If it were just you, this would be easy.’”

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Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill later clarified that the reported GOP comment about the Irish has been relayed to Pelosi a number of times by Irish immigration activists she’s met with.

Oh so she didn't "hear" them say this at all. Her spokesman says instead that this intelligence was "relayed" to her, most likely in a black diplomatic bag after a hair-raising border crossing from Fresno.

So there you go: Superspy Nancy Pelosi is so deeply embedded inside our organization she might as well be giving orders to it.

posted by Ace at 12:25 PM

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