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March 29, 2014

Weekly Gardening thread: Stop bugging me edition [WeirdDave, NDH & CBD]

It seems that Y-not had a situation come up and had to rush out of town, so Iím flying solo this week. Last week someone requested pests. Well, they requested we talk about pests, the other way doesnít make much sense. I once had someone come up to me in a mall and ask if I wanted to make a donation ďfor childhood cancerĒ. I told her with a straight face that I didnít support childhood cancer and walked off. By the look she gave me she didnít get it. Oh well, the following year I shaved my head for St. Baldricks because those folks are fighting childhood cancer, and THATíS a cause I support.

Bugs

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Bugs is primarily a problem if you plant carrots. Once you get a Bugs infestation, itís almost impossible to get rid of. Shotguns donít work because this pest is equipped with a pellet proof finger. Attempting to shoot Bugs usually results in you looking like this:

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If you happen to be a duck, your beak will likely spin around your head several times as well. The Acme company makes an extensive line of products that seem like they could help eradicate Bugs, but extensive experimentation on Bugs and also on avian pests has shown that all of them are useless. The Commerce Dept. is currently investigating Acme for fraud, but the DOJ is not cooperating so for the time being Acme is still in business manufacturing faulty products and coincidentally Iím sure donating large sums of money to OFA. There is actually only one proven method for getting rid of Bugs, and itís not for the faint of heart. Basically, what you have to do is lure him away by dressing in one of these:

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Squirrels

Squirrels can definitely be pests, although they are more likely to go after your birdfeeder than your garden. Still, mentioning them gives me an excuse to post this video:

Deer

There are really only 3 proper ways to deal with deer, and we all know it.

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Isnít it a damn shame we donít live in a country where we can freely utilize these tools on deer whenever they threaten our gardens? Actually, Iíd like to hear what everyoneís best ideas for repelling deer are. I have a herd of 8-10 that regularly walk by my backyard not 40 feet from the house, and Iím worried that they may come down to dine once my garden takes off.

This week I actually did some gardening type stuff, building raised beds and planting seeds, Iíll try to have pictures of the project next week. Thatís about it for today, sorry itís short but itís late and I have to get up hella early tomorrow to go to a gun show outside Philly. Before I go, there is one final pest that you should definitely watch out for:

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From CBS News: Gardening apps are a thing! And some of them seem to be useful, and might even get us non-gardeners out into the muck-strewn wastelands that are our yards.


National Cherry Blossom Festival is March 20 - April 13, 2014 but the weather has not been cooperating.

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Latest forecast for peak bloom is now April 10

A model developed by researchers at the University of Washington in Seattle predicts the District cherry trees will bloom on April 10. According to this model, in early winter months, the treesí life cycles pause during a period called dormancy. Cold temperatures trigger the trees to ďwake up.Ē The colder it is, the earlier this happens. After the trees ďwake up,Ē warm temperatures trigger them to bloom. The warmer it is later in the winter and early spring, the earlier the tree will blossom.

Did George Washington really chop down a Cherry tree?*

*Probably not. The story was invented by Parson Mason Weems who wrote a biography of George Washington shortly after Washingtonís death. Since so little is known about Washingtonís childhood, Weems invented several anecdotes about Washingtonís early life to illustrate the origins of the heroic qualities Washington exhibited as an adult. Introduced to countless schoolchildren as a moral tale in the McGuffey Reader textbook, the parable has become a persistent part of American mythology.

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