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March 02, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3-2-2014)

The Biggest Political Donors

Are NOT the Koch brothers contrary to what every Democratic hack will tell you.

In fact the Koch brothers don't even appear until position #59 - which means that UPS and the National Beer Wholesalers Association give twice what the K Bros do to the GOP yet get almost none of the irrational lefty hate.


Remembering Congressman Ronald Reagan


"It isn't so much that liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so many things that aren't so."

-- Ronald Reagan

Obama-MSM Complex vs Sarah Palin on Russia Invading the Ukraine

Advantage: Palin

Mass Murder Almost Always Means Mohammed is Involved Somehow

You'll be shocked shocked to learn that the attackers who hacked 29 people to death in a Chinese train station have something in common with most group mass killers around the world.

Patient States He Was Experiencing an Itchy Rectum

And inserted a remote control to scratch. From What Did We Get Stuck in Our Rectums Last Year.


Iran in the 60s and 70s


also 90 years of Progress in Egypt 


You Never Think You're Going to Be the Type of Space Captain to Throw Someone Out the Airlock

No you sure don't.

So What Does Your Earwax Say About You?

The team of organic chemists says earwax is a "neglected body secretion" that can reveal a person's ethnicity and possibly much more information, Fox News reports. When they heated earwax samples from volunteers to release volatile organic compounds (VOCs), the researchers found that the earwax of Caucasians, which tends to be wet, could easily be told apart from the wax of those of East Asian descent, which is usually dry, with the former containing heavier amounts of 11 of the dozen VOCs they tested for.

Why I Wrote a Scathing Obituary About My Mother

"Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Sept. 30, 2013. She is survived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible. While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit." - Reno Gazette-Journal
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