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February 22, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (22 Feb 2014)

Ragnarok is upon us. Another The End Is Here fail.

Keith Koffler goes country to country in search of one, single foreign policy success for Obama and finds nothing but fail. I'm sure we'll get another pivot or two that will finally work. Maybe. Ugh. It's gonna be a long three years.

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Genius move. Girl Scout is selling cookies outside a cannabis clinic. However, she only sold 37 more boxes outside the clinic than outside Safeway. Probably needs to add Fritos or Doritos to the table.

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Sounds like a creepy app but the data it gathers is used to calculate which states have the longest and shortest sex. Of note, they count D.C. as a state giving a total of 51 on the list. If they are gonna count D.C., they may as well add Puerto Rico, Guam, etc.

New Mexico - (7:01)
West Virginia - (5:38)
Idaho - (5:11)
South Carolina - (4:48)
Missouri - (4:22)
Michigan -(4:14)
Utah - (3:55)
Oregon - (3:51)
Nebraska - (3:47)
Alabama - (3:38)

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by lost, unpublished lucasfilm movie prop photos:

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