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February 22, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (22 Feb 2014)

Ragnarok is upon us. Another The End Is Here fail.

Keith Koffler goes country to country in search of one, single foreign policy success for Obama and finds nothing but fail. I'm sure we'll get another pivot or two that will finally work. Maybe. Ugh. It's gonna be a long three years.

Disney Princess Drinks

A Magic Kingdom of mixed drinks. (Hi Rum!)

Corporal Punishment

I had no idea that nineteen states allow teachers to spank children. I figured that it had been outlawed as it is a pretty narrow line to cross before you potentially run into child abuse charges. Interesting to note that it is a Democrat in Kansas that is pushing a bill there to allow teachers to spank kids.

Die Hard In 60 Seconds

Operation Habbakuk

I hadn't heard the story of Operation Habbakuk until a Royal Navy exchange officer briefed my department on it the other day at work. Essentially, it was a plan to build a giant aircraft carrier out of an iceberg.

Savvy Girl

Genius move. Girl Scout is selling cookies outside a cannabis clinic. However, she only sold 37 more boxes outside the clinic than outside Safeway. Probably needs to add Fritos or Doritos to the table.

Sex Times

Sounds like a creepy app but the data it gathers is used to calculate which states have the longest and shortest sex. Of note, they count D.C. as a state giving a total of 51 on the list. If they are gonna count D.C., they may as well add Puerto Rico, Guam, etc.

New Mexico - (7:01)
West Virginia - (5:38)
Idaho - (5:11)
South Carolina - (4:48)
Missouri - (4:22)
Michigan -(4:14)
Utah - (3:55)
Oregon - (3:51)
Nebraska - (3:47)
Alabama - (3:38)

Instant Kharma

Some are repeats and some are new but kharma is a bitch.

Cat Video

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