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Overnight Open Thread (2-19-2014)Those who turn away from fighting evil need to be aware, that the notion of evil as dark is actually the opposite of the truth. Evil is so bright, that people can't stare at it with their eyes. It's blinding; so people look at other things. Instead of fighting evil, they fight carbon emissions. The International Passions of Barrack Obama In the years since his election, Obama has reacted strongly to only three international issues: climate change, gay rights, and Libya. The first two are pet issues of the Left. As for Obama's enthusiasm about invading Libya . . . well, that continues to mystify me. Obama's silence has been most pointed and damaging when it comes to naturally occurring democratic movements within a despotic state. The weekly 10% EPA-mandated Cuteness
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