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February 06, 2014

Ice T: I Turned Up for a Gig to Read an Audiobook, and It Turned Out to be Some M*****f****** Nonsense About D&D and Elves

Lots of f-words in the quotes, and a link to the podcast where he describes his travails. The podcast of course contains unredacted f-bombs.

Son, it took me 3.5 hours to read 25 pages."

"Motherf*****s talk like Yoda."

"This shit is impossible to me."

"Pegasus....Pegasi. That's horses with wings. This s*** is crazy."

"This motherf****r got a sword that talks to him. And s***."

"Motherf*****s live in places that don't exist."

Thanks to Dave @ Garfield Ridge.

Below, a funny comic named John Mulaney talks about Ice T's role on Law & Order: SVU, which is basically The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience.


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