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January 27, 2014

Ask Yourself a Question

2016 is a loooooooooooooooooooooong way out.
I would say looooooooooooooooooooooooooong but that just looks silly.
Too many Os.
So lets go with loooooooooooooooooooooong.

But say we're there, in the middle of the Presidential primary.

A lot of candidates will talk big. They certainly will propose big things.

Some may even throw red meat to conservatives by promising to "strike back" against the liberals.

So ask yourselves this question:

Is there a single candidate who has actually decimated his enemies? We're not talking about simply out-raising them, or yelling at them publicly, or beating them in election. I mean destroying them by ripping a cancerous umbilical cord of revenue right off their gaping navel?

And had his actions upheld in court, cementing their effect?

And fought back a recall mounted by his enemies, beating them back by a wider margin than he had initially galloped into office with?

And, like a true modern day Robin Hood, is giving back the savings to the people who had unwillfully provided such a lifeline?

And does all this from behind the Blue Wall?

And has dreamy eyes?

Talk is cheap.


not even enough for his footrest

Actions matter.
Results, even more.
Especially when you can smile as you crush your enemies, see them driven before you,

and hear the lamentations of their women.

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posted by CAC at 05:17 PM

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