Novelist Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Her Veeje During Argument With Current Boyfriend About Space Aliens

From the Smoking Gun, She drew it right out of her P-Holster.

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

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McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court fling.

While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”

After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.

Because all you care about is the Would You Hit It...? question:

Ehh... I'm sure she's looked better but. Eh. What really bothers me is that while the story tracks the location of the gun meticulously throughout the incident, they never explain precisely what the space aliens argument was about.

I'm kind of curious. Sounds interesting!

Certainly Jennifer McCarthy was animated by the discussion.

Thanks to @gabriel_malor.

Oh, since this is a blow-off post, a slumpbuster, why not check this out too -- plans for a superyacht meant to look like a Las Vegas theme-nightmare version of Monaco.

It is large, though. It's not really a yacht; it's an enormous barge with expensive engines.

A classy superyacht will have classy guests,
and few, if any, vaigzsh guns

posted by Ace at 01:40 PM

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