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January 04, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (4 Jan 2014)

Alright, you morons with the frozen pipes? Don't do this! House fire caused by tenant thawing frozen pipes.

Keep an eye on the sun. Big ass sunspot 1944 is rotating into geoeffective position for Earth directed CME's. In fact, there was some activity with M-Class flares earlier today with a CME.

NFL Playoff Games Not Sold Out?

NFL fans forgo playoff tickets, prefer the couch. Heck, I'm that way now with most movies.

the struggle to sell tickets is due in part to fans increasingly wanting to avoid traffic, parking prices, ticket costs and lack of cellphone service. The in-home experience, she noted, which can now include multiple-screen football viewing, has become much more desirable. She also said there is typically more "tightened spending so soon after the holidays."

Yes to all of that but the last line is BS. This would've shown up in previous years if that was the case. Obamacare and the Obama economy are the more likely culprits. Or maybe it is global warming or something that Bush did.

Orgasm Class

OMG. There is an online course (6 weeks long) to help women learn how to achieve orgasm taught by someone known as the orgasm whisperer.

Password Generator

Have trouble making up a password. Passweird will generate a gross one for you.

Epic Music

I'm gonna have to give this album a listen to when it comes out (probably won't be for sale just like Ninja Tracks as they only do music for trailers and commercials). It is a group called ReallySlowMotion and the album is called Iron Poetry. The first track, Aeorien, from that album is here.

Felon Political Registration

Well this does not surprise me. 7 in 10 felons register as democrat.

Wanna Get High?

Evidently young dolphins like to get high. By sucking on puffer fish. Just a matter of time before we see LIVs trying this.

Workplace Fails

Syrian Rebel Weaponry

Talk about DIY weaponry. Take a gander at Syrian rebel rocket launchers. Just need a long bow.

My Little Cthulhu

Heh. My little Cthulhu.

Naval Aviation History

Ah yes. 25 years ago, back when we had "peace through strength" instead of "leading from behind", two F-14 Tomcats shot down two Libyan MiG-23's.

Cat Video

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