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January 03, 2014

Who Is The Deadliest Film Actor of All Time?

Who killed the most people? Well, OJ Simpson, obviously.

But speaking of actors' characters killing imaginary people, the winner is.... Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose characters were responsible for 369 on-screen deaths.

A bit down from the top the list is Christian Bale, who it is claimed killed (as an actor) 161 people on screen.

Am I forgetting some movie he did with a huge bodycount? Sure, American Psycho, but he only killed like 5 people there. What am I forgetting?

Ah, I checked IMDB. Among other movies I'm forgetting Equilibrium, where he kills an awful lot of people. In fact, he killed 118. All on-screen.

Also stolen from VA Viper, this martial arts silliness. It gets good starting at 1:00.



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