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January 03, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3 Jan 2014)

Winter is coming here. Be careful out there morons.

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Heh. This Kid Told His Dad To Stop Embarrassing Him. After This, He Will Regret It Forever.


WWII Ace who flew through the legs of the Eiffel Tower while chasing a German dies. RIP William Overstreet Jr.

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Pretty incredible piece of emergency medical gear. 'Game changer': Tourniquet for abdominal wounds is already saving lives. Might want to add this to your bug out/burning times bag.

This summer in Birmingham, Ala., a man came into the emergency room where Croushorn works with a gunshot through his upper arm, and was bleeding profusely. The bullet had pierced the armpit, destroying one of the bodys largest arteries.

Its really a death wound, Croushorn said, because its often not possible to stem the bleeding enough to get the victim to surgery alive. Ive treated a number of them and they all died.

He applied the abdominal tourniquet and persuaded a wary nurse to remove her hands from the wound. There was no bleeding. Croushorn said the patient made it to the operating room, where a shocked vascular surgeon repaired six inches of torn artery. The man lived.

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