Piers Morgan Says "Bring It On" Again; It Pretty Much Winds Up The Same Way As Last Time

The last time Piers Morgan said "Bring it on," he said it to Megyn Kelly, who was about to begin her show competing in Morgan's time slot.

It did not go well.

It turns out this is just a standard Piers Morgan taunt. And lately he's been taunting Australian cricketeers. Australians keep beating English cricket teams, and Piers Morgan acts all upset about that, because soft pudgy aging men with no athletic ability think it makes them seem youthful and athletic if they act like children when they root for sports teams.

So, in some kind of dare, Morgan took pitches from an Australian pitcher, who beaned him with every throw, except for one to the head that Morgan barely dodged (by falling on his ass).

I suppose he thought he looked gutsy taking the punishment. I think he looked pretty foolish and stupid. Why would a man with any kind of dignity or sense just take 80 mile per hour pitches to the ribs?

I think maybe the answer is simple. Morgan, like Michael Eric Dyson, is a clownish provocateur, subscribing to the theory that any attention is good attention. Although their official job titles may vary, their actual function and self-definition is Professional Wrestling Villain.

Like Andy Kaufman. But he was doing it as some kind of ironic commentary (perhaps understandable only to himself). Idiots like Chris Matthews, Piers Morgan, Michael Eric Dyson, Ed Shultz and the rest of the progressive professional slobberknocker circuit are doing this because that's how they get on TV and get paid.

Below, Piers Morgan gets beaned a whole heck of a lot.

Thanks to @drewmtips.

posted by Ace at 01:27 PM

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