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What Cities Desperately Need: Moar Rob Ford! [OregonMuse]![]() Mayor Ford Courts The Vitally-Challenged Vote In Toronto OK, so the media chatter we've all heard about Rob Ford is that he's Toronto's crack-smoking, hard-drinking mayor who consorts with prostitutes and makes racist remarks. And apparently, he's the only Canadian politician in the entire country who indulges in scandalous behavior. This is according to the American media who never seem to report on the failings of other public officials north of the border. So it's only Ford who's guilty, right? For more on this story, we switch you now over to our AoSHQ Canadian news correspondent, 'andycanuck' in the Great White North. Andy, what can you tell us about Toronto's controversial mayor? "Crack mayor" is a fiscal con who has limited tax increases to the (imaginary) 1.5% inflation rate, cut spending by half a billion, ended or lowered city fees and brought city unions to heel, making him the best mayor I've known in Toronto in my adult life. Thank you for that report, andycanuck. So, as you can plainly see, there's a reason why the media prefers to dwell on the scandals of Rob Ford, and ignore the equally embarrassing behavior of other Canadian politicians, and it's just the reason you'd expect: he's a successful conservative whose policy decisions have improved the quality of life for Toronto's citizens. So naturally the liberals want to see him destroyed. More on this story here. And thanks to 'andycanuck' for putting some knowledge to the rest of us down here in the states. Oh, and this can be the pre-ONT open thread. I'm a giver. | Recent Comments
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