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December 20, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (20 Dec 2013)

As Pelosi said, embrace the suck my friends. Looks like fracking is the only thing that enabled some positive increase in household income.

More Maps

I know you morons like maps so here's another one. A map of the weirdest sex laws in the United States.

Your Government At Work

Hmmmm. Is the FCC going after the NFL for not hawkin' Obamacare? FCC moves to end televised sports blackouts.

Chuck Norris Responds

Your move Jean-Claude.

Wonder Woman

OK, first they cast Ben Afleck as Batman and now it seems Gal Gadot has been cast as Wonder Woman for Batman vs Superman. I'm not sure she's got the figure for it.

Dive Bar

So what exactly is the criteria to get a bar labeled as a dive bar?

Budget Deal Reaction

Western states hit hard by budget deal's tweak to oil, gas royalties.

“I don’t think it’s a good deal at all,” New Mexico State Treasurer James B. Lewis told New Mexico Watchdog Thursday. “New Mexico needs every dime, every nickel we can get. It looks like it’s permanent and it’s sad that we didn’t get a voice in it.”

Psst. James (a democrat), you have a voice in the form of your two democrat senators, who voted yes for it, and 3 representatives in the house, where the two democrats voted yes. Guess you should've elected different folks to represent your states interests no?

Recut Die Hard Trailer

Tis the season! Blooper reel stuff inserted into the original trailer.

Festive Funk Machine

Heh. I made a killer smooth jam. Give it a shot. Festive Funk Machine.

Protocol Droid

Do you speak dog? No More Woof aims to translate canine thoughts into human speech.

Dog Video

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