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December 04, 2013

Poll: 78% of Americans want congress drug tested

Piss in the bottle byotches.

...The latest research from YouGov shows that Americans support requiring welfare recipients (64%) to submit to drug tests, but are even more in favor of requiring Congressmen (78%) to also prove that they do not take illegal drugs. People are only more likely to support requiring airline pilots (87%) to submit to random drug tests...
The dude collecting carts in a Home Depot parking lot has to do it, and the fate of the country isn't riding on his shoulders. So, hell yea.

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