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August 29, 2013

More Attacks on That "HuffPo Contributor" Who Used Sexually Degrading Language to Attack Dana Loesch

Cheap. But he deserves it.

I was hoping Twitchy would compile this but I didn't think they would.

The key to this joke is something a commenter here said: One of y'alls said the guy who said that Dana Loesch needed a ckoc up her ssa was a little on the heavy side.

Well, that's all I needed.

That's the easiest joke in the world to make.

I like it because it's so cheap.

Whoops: I didn't think they'd compile my series of cheap fat jokes and it turns out they didn't. So I'm compiling them below.

Twitchy linked something else I did, about what people's Twitter bio brags really mean.

Here now the fat jokes.

i don't think fat people should be allowed to tweet, dude @probert06 @RaquelEvita @DLoesch
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013

i also don't get the smug smile. Don't you see what's goin' on in your Problem Areas? Fix that shit fattie @probert06 @RaquelEvita @DLoesch
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013

i don't mind fat people, really. It's the Smugly Obese that rankle @probert06 @DAWGONDUTY @DLoesch
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013

.@dloesch is not your enemy, @probert06. Carbs are your enemy. And diabetes. @DAWGONDUTY
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013

you're just like a big fat stew of seething issues of inadequacy and social anxiety, @probert06 @DLoesch @DAWGONDUTY
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013

you should post fewer creepy sexualized attacks and use that time for cardio @probert06 @DAWGONDUTY @DLoesch
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013

the Koran doesn't forbid Portion Control and Sensible Snacking, you know @probert06 @DAWGONDUTY @DLoesch
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013

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Whoops: I didn't think they'd compile my series of cheap fat jokes and it turns out they didn't. So I'm compiling them below. Twitchy linked something else I did, about what people's Twitter bio brags really mean. Here now the fat jokes. i don't think fat people should be allowed to tweet, dude @probert06 @RaquelEvita @DLoesch — The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013 i also don't get the smug smile. Don't you see what's goin' on in your Problem Areas? Fix that shit fattie @probert06 @RaquelEvita @DLoesch — The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013 i don't mind fat people, really. It's the Smugly Obese that rankle @probert06 @DAWGONDUTY @DLoesch — The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 28, 2013 .@dloesch is not your enemy, @probert06. Carbs are your enemy. 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