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August 15, 2013

Things you probably shouldn't tweet

Dickpics ain't the only thing one should refrain from. For example: openly soliciting random people to come and sell you drugs at work.

The rocket scientist who made the solicitation tweet has apparently been fired.

As a general rule of thumb, I'd recommend staying away from open uncoded Twitter solicitations for bribes, contract killers, arsonists, drug mules, and bomb makers.


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