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August 03, 2013

A Commercial Triple-Play [OregonMuse]

Good afternoon/evening, 'rons and 'ettes.

First up, everybody loves drinking the Kool-Ade:

I think the actor playing the taller boy is a very young Markos Moulitsas.

It would explain a lot. (/deadpan)

Next, below the fold, you've probably never seen Ronald McDonald quite like this:

Somebody tell me, what is it about Japanese pop culture that everything has to be either creepy, kinky, or weird?

Here's the third one, which is supposedly the very first Mountain Dew commercial:

I actually kind of like that sexy little teabilly gal. The animator drew her up right nice. And given the age of this commercial, she showed a surprising amount of thigh for a split second there. What a little tease.

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