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August 01, 2013

Red State? Wine On the Verge of Overtaking Beer in America

Meh.

Beer smells like a sock and makes you pee every hour. #RINO

Young adult drinkers’ alcoholic beverage preferences have changed dramatically over the past two decades. In the early 1990s, 71% of adults under age 30 said they drank beer most often; now it is 41% among that age group. There has been a much smaller decline in the percentage of 30- to 49-year-olds who say they drink beer the most, from 48% to 43%, with essentially no change in older drinkers’ beer preference.

Plus beer has all that excess water in it. If I'm gonna give my kidneys a workout, I'm gonna give them a proper workout. No hydration for you, kidneys. You find a way to catalyze that poison without water. Toughlove, baby.

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