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July 31, 2013

Sad Sack: Alleged Comic "Roasts" Adam Carolla as a Nazi, and a Bigot, and a Nazi, and Also a Racist

Whatev's.

This guy's name is Andy Kinstler or something like that.

I have seen him on several occasions.

I know him as "the sad-looking Guy Who Isn't Funny."

There are many such guys. I don't know him particularly, but as one of that collective.

So he "roasted" Carolla, in absentia:

It’s supposedly one of the highlights of the annual Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal:

Some comedian named Andy Kindler (?) delivers the “State of the Industry” address, which, from what I can gather, is a sort of “roast” of other comics.

So, here are the laughs. Brace yourself. This is going to be Big Funny.

I’d like to apologize to everybody here, and everybody in America for going on Adam Carolla’s terrible, terrible podcast. I really had no idea. I just thought he was The Man Show, and he was — I didn’t know he was a terrible human being. I thought he was slightly amusing and kidding around. I had no idea that he’s a bigot with a capital NAZI. (…)

By the way, you know a white person is leaning toward racism if they start all of a sudden complaining about how much taxes they pay under Obama. (…)

By the way, anybody who goes on Celebrity Apprentice. You’ve got to either not know what’s going on, or you’ve got to be a racist. I’m just telling you. You’re all racists if you go on. He is raising money on Donald Trump’s Kickstarter thing. And it’s not money for him to have a comedy workshop, or for therapy to find out why he’s a jerk. He’s raising money for a movie called Road Hard. (…)

Like he would know about the road. He’s not a stand-up comic!

If you’re not a comedian, if you’re literally not saying anything funny, you’re just a bigot or a racist. (…)

What Adam Carolla‘s doing, neo-Nazis should have thought about years ago. They should have beat black people’s heads in…in a comedy club. (…)

Adam Carolla is like Hitler, if Hitler wasn’t funny. Donald Trump’s website is called FundAnything. He means, maybe you want to start the KKK in your hometown but you can’t afford the sheets.

These aren't jokes, these are merely sentences.

More at PJM, including Carolla's reaction -- he had no idea about this zero until fans emailed him about. Carolla's reaction is thirty seconds long. He just doesn't care about this nobody.

Below, the first Andy Kindler video I could find. I am linking this blind. I am choosing this one because it's from "The Laff Hole" comedy club, which is just where he should be, isn't it?

I did not pre-screen it to guarantee it is unfunny and embarrassing. I did not have to. I have been unentertained by this wannabe Middle enough times to know he is not capable of making anyone laugh.



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