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July 29, 2013

The Made Up Album (or Song) Thread

Okay, consider this an Open Thread as well as a Palate Cleanser. Maybe at least have a laugh as the country crumbles into apocalypse.

I did this with a friend like, literally, twenty years ago, and we were dying laughing. It went on for like five hours.

So here's the game: You just make up an album title or song title that could conceivably have been released by a specific band, but tweaked ever-so-slightly to sound ridiculous.

For example, here are some Made Up Albums and/or Songs. Songs get quotes, album titles don't. (Sometimes it sounds more like one than the other!) Throw on a year of release just to make it look official.

Yes, Euclid's Tesseract (1973)

KISS, "Just the Tip" (1974) (by AllahPundit)

KISS' collection of B-sides, Sloppy Seconds (1979)

Judas Priest, Guts for Garters (1982)

Smashing Pumpkins, Whinge (1994)

L'il Kim, "M.U.F.F" ft. Vagina (2002)

Jethro Tull, Shepherd's Pie (1981)

Hall & Oates, Mmm! Sweet (1983) (@nykensington)

Radiohead, Fortnight (2001) (@derakahunter)

Iron Maiden, To the Hilt (1988)

AC/DC's double-A side single, "Love In the Dark"/"You'll Never See Me Comin'" (1977)

AC/DC, "Box Lunch" (1980)

Rush, Portents (1980)

Madonna: The Anal Album (1997)

Kenny Rogers, The Riverboat Scamp & Other Tales (1982)

Bonjovi, Sexual Cowboys 1987

Pink Floyd (re-assembled band, post-Waters), "Meet Me At The Corner of Chance and Fate" (1994)

Sammy Hagar, "Ramona's Minge" (1979)

Van Halen, "Fine Dining at the Y" (1984)

Tori Amos, Urethra (1983)

Squeeze, live album, Crosswise & Topsy-Turvy (1983)

Kei$ha, U Can P on Me (2004)

Duran Duran, EP, Sextant (1981)

Prince, "Quim" (1996)

Steel Panther, Jerk Sock (2009)

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