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July 27, 2013

Botched Assassination Attempt Used Machine Guns Hidden Behind Car's License Plate

Now that I've made it seem cool in the headline, I can reveal to you it actually wasn't very cool. The car was stationary; the assassin intended to activate the guns as the target walked by (as part of his morning routine) via remote control.

So it wasn't a DB-5 machine-gunning the scenery at 130 mph.

The guns did fire but failed to hit the target. In fact, they failed to even upset the target.

As Uproxx notes, the intended target's blase attitude about this -- "All my life is like James Bond stuff" (no really he says that) -- is cooler than the Kill-Car.

via @gabrielmalor.

posted by Ace at 04:17 PM

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