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July 26, 2013

Bob Filner: I'm Taking Some Time Off From My Job As Mayor To Heal, To Reflect, and To Masturbate on Strangers

Well, at least the first two. The third is implied.

On Fox, he's giving a press conference, or trying to, because the audio isn't working. He says he'll take two weeks off to undergo "intensive" behavioral therapy.

Then he'll be all better.

You can trust him. Would this face lie to you?


I will molest you in your dreams tonight

pic from @sdwinkler.

More: He claims the following: He will be at this "intensive counseling" full time, 24 hours per day, and yet he will also be running the city during this period.

Which doesn't sound full-time to me. I'm pretty sure I know the meaning of "full-time" and that's not it.

Video of the Press Conference Below.


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