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July 23, 2013

Anthony Weiner: I Am Carlos Danger

He half-confesses, but he gets sneaky and dishonest about it, as usual.

While he admits that the sexts are his, he refuses to confirm or deny the most important part of the allegation: The timeframe. The allegation is that these sexts occurred as late as December 2012, when, supposedly, per his glowing Recovery Narrative in the New York Times and other bastions of leftist propaganda, his Journey of Healing and Self-Discovery was already half-completed.

After all, he pronounced himself cured, and the Journey of Healing and Self-Discovery over, effectively, when he declared for Mayor and announced himself a "changed man."

Now, a December 2012 sext-spree is not compatible with that Official Narrative and Timeline, so he refuses to say if the woman's allegations of the timeline are true -- but he strongly implies they're false, by admitting parts, and then claiming that other parts of the allegations are untrue.

And thus, he confirms the part we already knew -- that he's a faithless sexually-compulsive risk-courting walking $100 millon lawsuit against the city waiting to happen -- and hence won't damage him politically, while denying the truly politically dangerous part, that he was all these things as recently as this past Christmas.

Here's the full, sneaky, mendacious statement:

I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have. As I have said in the past, these things that I did were wrong and hurtful to my wife and caused us to go through challenges in our marriage that extended past my resignation from Congress.

While some things that have been posted today are true and some are not, there is no question that what I did was wrong. This behavior is behind me. I've apologized to Huma and am grateful that she has worked through these issues with me and for her forgiveness. I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption that this has caused.

As my wife and I have said, we are focused on moving forward.

The behavior is behind him? Since when? I have Netflix discs out longer than he's supposedly been a "Changed Man (TM)."

A city can survive a sexual-compulsive. Hell, a state can survive one, apparently. So can a country.

But what it can't survive is a junkie. Ever talk to a junkie? They only have two modes of expression: 1, Trying to con you into giving them something (so they can use it to get their next high) and 2, lying about their usage.

It's literally all they know. The Junkie Habit becomes the core of their human drive. Their entire survival mode -- which is about 85% of the critical parts of the human brain -- is geared to Continuing the Junk and Then Lying About It to Everyone.

Thanks to Sexton for highlighting that fact, which I got misled about due to the NY Post's headline (which implies he confessed the timeline).

By the way: I think the story below is too important to get stomped by this news. But this is breaking news, and it's in the comments.

Just don't hold it against me when I bump that NY Daily Narrative story later. I don't want it to be lost in the shuffle.

Oh, and one more thing:

Aren't we all, deep down, in places we don't like to talk about, really Carlos Danger?

Have you ever let your lover see Carlos Danger in yourself?

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posted by Ace at 03:29 PM

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