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July 10, 2013

Sharknado, The Tornado What's Filled With Sharks (TM), Premiers Tomorrow Night At Cannes On SyFy;
Mind-Blowing Spoilers Leaked

Okay so this is a blow-off change-of-speed post. I guess I can post about Sharknado, The Tornado What's Filled With Sharks.

It's on tomorrow night on SyFy. Tara Reid is doing media.

She released this tidbit. White font SPOILER; highlight to read. I wouldn't want to spoil Sharknado for anyone.

[T]here is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR (C) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.

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By the way we're liveblogging it tomorrow night.


Thanks to @RealRosenRosen.


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