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July 05, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (5 Jul 2013)

Evenin' morons. Hope your holiday weekend is progressing nicely and safely.


Oral Sex Study

I'm going to have to throw the BS flag on this study. Oral sex study suggests men go down on women to prevent female infidelity. Ummm, no. I'm willing to bet around 90% do it so they can get a BJ in return.

Conspiracy Theory Of The Day

Unless the Palestinians can summon lightning at will, they really can't take credit for causing the Arizona wildfires. Still, it is slightly more plausible than global warming.

Marine Corps Standards

I can see it now. Politicians will change the requirements for infantry officer school as two more female officers fail.

Here's some pretty awesome photographs of Marines in action. Some of the captions are pretty good too.

Vodka Heist

Alright. Which one of you morons did this? Fess up because that could be used for one hell of a south Florida moron meet up. $1.1 million in vodka stolen.

Science

Asking the important science questions. Is it easier to fart while standing up or lying down?

CONCLUSION: Body posture has a significant influence on intestinal gas propulsion: transit is faster in the upright position than when supine.

Speaking of science, here's an interesting definition of rocket science.


Dumb Blonde Explains What Rocket Science Is - Watch More Funny Videos

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