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June 25, 2013

Good News: 4000 Year Old Egyptian Funerary Statue Begins Moving On Its Own; Experts Say It Will Almost Certainly Kill Us All

Via The Conversation, the funk of forty thousand years. Well, four thousand, but Vincent Price says forty thousand on Thriller.

Now, I said it "moves" in the headline, because I learned to lie in the headline from the media. What I mean is that it rotates. Slowly. Which is still sort of scary.

In a Count Floyd sort of way.


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