Squee: Latest Fad is for Bachelorettes to Strip to Skivvies or to the Raw for a Cute Group Picture!

Oh for the love of...

Rhetorical question, because it has no answer: Are people just getting more narcissistic, dumb, and awful, or do we just have more reporting on the narcissistic, dumb, and awful?

I don't really object to this on moral grounds. I suppose my question is simply: Why? Why do you want a semi-nude shot of you and your maids of honor hugging each other?

What does this do for you, inside? What message does this send, what hurt does this heal?

I think people just want to be Movie Stars Like They See On The Covers of Magazines, and such tasteful (?) nudity is common there. So I guess this is some kind of Star Fantasy for brides-to-be.

Or something.

Oh, and there's porny boudoir shots, too. I guess maybe that's... I don't know, marital aid? I guess that's a gift for the husband, so I guess I get that more.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pop off and kill myself.

A Rope, A Chair & A Rafter

My last remaining comforts in this world.

posted by Ace at 07:25 PM

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