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June 18, 2013

The Amnesty Shills Have Lied to Us Constantly.
But We Should Trust Them Now.

We are supposed to trust them, despite their constant lying to us.

McCain cast himself as a border hawk for 2008 and then again in 2010, and of course voted against the border fence today (which he previously vowed to build).

McCain is particularly proud of his personal honor. So why does he lie so frequently, so casually, and so thoughtlessly to us? Why does he break promises without a hint of remorse?

Well, let me explain: Honorable behavior is only owed to the honorable. That has historically been the rule of martial honor/chivalry -- other honorable knights were owed honorable conduct, but not brigands and ruffians.

Point is, the overly-proud-of-his-personal-honor McCain feels free to break his Word of Honor to conservatives because he considers brigands and ruffians to whom no honor in conduct is owed.

So absolutely, sign me up for your Amnesty Bill, John McCain! As I know your promises to me mean absolutely nothing -- I am too low, socially, to be owed your Word of Honor -- of course I'll happily accept your new promises about your future intentions and about the alleged "triggers" in the bill.

Senator John McCain

He's kept every promise he's made to Chuck Schumer.

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posted by Ace at 06:10 PM

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