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April 19, 2013

FOX NEWS: "SUSPECT IS DOWN"
Barrage of Gunfire in Watertown

Automatic gunfire, they say, and an ambulance speeding to the scene.

Obviously what everyone suspects is that they've cornered Suspect Number One and he's fired on encircling police.

Cars are flying around, and someone claimed that police radio (which I no longer can log into it) ordered all cops to that location, and now the FBI is headed there too.

Local TV Coverage: I link this for those away from the TV, but just to let you know, no media has cameras actually on the gunfight or anything. They're just vaguely near the scene.

Robot Deployed To Scene:


Robot libido by sabotage






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