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April 16, 2013

Lurkers De-Lurk Thread

Welcome the lurkers.

Do not frighten the lurkers. Do not move suddenly towards the lurkers. Treat the lurkers as if they are fawns in the morning haze.

No not with guns. I mean fawns you want to pet. No, not on their deer-genitals.

Come on, just fawns. Nice animals.

Just be nice. Is this so hard?! Geeze Louise.

Lurkers, you should probably just continue lurking.

Banned? First, see this thread by Andy.


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