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April 02, 2013
Hollywood Stars Battle Environmentalists!
Why? Because environmentalists are now messing with their ish. Specifically, the oceans have worn away their beachfronts to almost nothing. The Hollywood millionaires would like to dredge up seafloor (with their own money... they claim) and build their beach lines back up, but the environmentalists say Nay, let us "retreat" (demolish homes or move them back) and let nature settle into its "natural state."