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February 25, 2013

Obama Now Openly Selling Access to the White House

$500,000 gets you special access to the president.

Previously, I suppose, this was just understood; but, in case you were unsure, Obama's making it an explicit cash-money guarantee.

When asked about it, Jay Carney babbles something about the DISCLOSE Act and kinda sorta literally runs from the podium.

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