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February 22, 2013

Overnight Open Thread You Guys(22 Feb 2013)

Break out the Tequila, as it is National Margarita Day.

So do you think You Are Smart Enough To Be An NFL Prospect? Based on the 12 sample questions in the article, you gotta be pretty dumb not to ace the Wonderlic test. Hell, you shouldn't have graduated from high school if you can't ace this test.

Speaking of testing. Do We Need IQ Tests For Juries?

On Tuesday, the jurors had presented him with a list of ten questions which revealed that they simply did not have a clue about what they had heard as evidence, what they had been told by himself or indeed what they were supposed to be doing there at all.

For example, they asked for a definition of reaching a verdict ‘beyond reasonable doubt’. This was despite the fact that the judge had already given them guidance on this in writing.


And these people vote.


Dirty Hairy

Nice. In Thailand, Doggehs Get To Pack Heat.

New Marine Recruit

The Marines Welcome Their Newest Bulldog, Chesty. He just entered recruit training and will graduate a Marine on 29 March.

Plastic Surgery

Let's face it, Americans do like their boobeh's. Americans Help Drive Breast Implants To Number 2 Spot On Worldwide Plastic Surgery List. Check out number 9 on the list. Male breast reduction climbing higher.

UAV Pilot

Get yer college degree in Drone Studies.

Amid a worldwide boom in unmanned aerial vehicles, a handful of U.S. colleges have begun offering classes and even four-year degrees for students looking for jobs in the fast-growing field where even newcomers can earn six-figure salaries.

Jeb Bailey, 28, who has taken every drone-related course at Northwestern Michigan College, said one of his fellow students at the Traverse City, Mich., school recently landed a job operating unmanned aerial vehicles for a private military contractor overseas. “He got like $200,000 per year,” Bailey said. “And he didn’t even finish his associate’s degree.”

Al Queda is already offering up classes related to drone warfare. Here are their Tips For Dodging Drone Attacks.

WTF?

Should've just used the patch as intended. Man Arrested For Smoking Girlfriend's Back Pain Patch.

And then there is this. Elementary School Kids Caught Smoking And Inhaling Smarties And Fun Dip.

Joanie Holloway

So do you like Joanie Holloway's look in Mad Men? Here's How To Dress Like Mad Men's Joanie.

Doggeh Video

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