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February 21, 2013

Toure: Stuck On Stupid



Toure, you dolt. I carry a concealed handgun, and I hope like hell I never have to use it.

I also carry a homeowners' insurance policy on my house that I hope to never have to file a claim on.

(h/t @RBPundit)


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