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February 14, 2013

Rejected Valentines Candy Hearts Messages

Some by me, some by LauraW (@laurww). Candy hearts intended for Women to give to men marked with f, for clarity.

YOU'LL DO

WIFE WON'T KNOW

(f) DRY AS A BONE

TOUCH IT

YOU'VE DONE WORSE

CUP THEM

(f) YEASTY!

(f) CAVERNOUS

GROUND FLOOR WINDOWS?

I LIKE PARTS OF YOU

NO 1 WOULD MISS U

WHO NOES UR HERE?

COPS CALL THIS "ESCALATION"

U R MY M.O.

U SMELL LIKE KIDNAP

B MY SLAVE IN HELL

"Ruphenol 25mg"

MURDER BONER

I'M IN UR FOOD

DEATH VAN?

TOUCH MY SHAME

I KILL UR DOGS

LET ME CUT THE EVIL OUT OF YOU

WHORES GO IN THE GROUND

LET ME GET MY COURTIN' BLADES

GET IN THE FUCKING BOX


LauraW did CUP THEM, CAVERNOUS, YOU'VE DONE WORSE, WHO NOES UR HERE?, TOUCH IT, DRY AS BONE, and YEASTY!

Runinrebel--

OH U WOKE UP

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