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February 12, 2013

Bumped Again: Dorner Has Hostages?

Update: Howard Kurtz Frets, "Will This Spoil Obama's Prom?"


What if alleged killer Chris Dorner is captured or killed as the SOTU begins? Obama could face a Bill Clinton/O.J. verdict moment.

Yannow, it's not a terrible question, in and of itself. But it does reveal a certain mindset -- no leaf can fall and no chick can hatch without Obama's Palace Guard asking "How does this affect Our Glorious Majesty, the King?"


Update: The audio is now registering gunshots and shouts. Definitely a battle.

By the way, I'm guessing the cabin part -- I just can't imagine how else a gun battle goes on for so long, unless Dorner has significant cover.

Reports from scanner traffic of two officers down. Confirmed: Two deputies shot.

Rumor -- police has called in an armored vehicle to evacuate the wounded officers.


I'm listening now. He's near Big Bear. Or so they think.

This is almost as exciting as NBC's primetime lineup.

Author Brad Thor, on Twitter, is keeping tabs on the #PiersMorganKiller.

KLTA says shots have been heard in the area. Ehhh... I don't trust reporters to tell the difference between "shots" and "wolves."

More: Reporter says that cops were seen pumping their fists, as if in victory.

More: A woman was found tied up (Yay, Chris Dorner! Hero of the Left!) and there was a shootout. Again, sources say.

This is near highway 38 in the Barton Flats area.

"We have not heard anything about him being in custody." Reporter says we've seen that on Twitter but have no word on that apart from the Idiot Machine.

Believed home invasion, with couple being tied up, and attempted carjacking (or did he just steal the couple's car? Or both?). Not known if he has hostages.

Don Lemon just called him "A Hero for our times." Not really, but you know.

Officer Down? So many rumors. But this is a new one.

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