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February 11, 2013

Fossas!

You dummies are really taken with @comradearthur's stupid flying squids.

You're missing the real headline -- Fossas! (They appear as the heroes late in the clip.)

Fossas prove the theory which I, a latecomer to the whole Naturalism game (but out of the gate with very solid work), have developed:

Any animal where you go "what the hell is that?" is some form of weasel.

Always. There are no exceptions.

Fisher? What the hell is that?

Per the Ace Rule of Non-Identifiable Mammals: It's a form of weasel.

Bang, you just impressed your friends.

No exceptions. "Weasel" is the "Other" category of animals. If it's not clearly something else it's a weasel.

Zen and the Flight of Squirrels: Not as cool as fossas, and not a type of weasel, but cooler than those dumb non-flying squids you can't get enough of.


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