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February 11, 2013

Piers Morgan, Papal Truther

Pope Benedict, who's 85, says he's stepping down due to deteriorating health.

I repeat: He's 85. Human health does indeed often deteriorate in the upper 80's.

You may wonder why I'm telling you something so obvious. I'm not telling you.

Carnival barker Piers Morgan isn't having it.

As a Catholic, I'm not buying this. Popes don't just quit because they're tired. What's going on here??

I assume that means he'll have a show tonight pushing his speculations and conspiracy theories.

Have They Frisked Benedict for Spoons & Artifacts?

Tonight on Piers Morgan, verified photos of the Pope making off with the silver. Like Judas.



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posted by Ace at 01:02 PM

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