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February 04, 2013

Assault Baboons Begin Making Coordinated Attacks on Village in Saudi Arabia

They sense the weakness of humanity and are making their move.

Adel Medini, from the town of Helli, has his own take on the recent scourge of baboons: ďItís a daily game of hide and seek. The baboons are targeting empty houses and are well aware of what they are doing. The assault on the village is not random, as some believe. They proceed according to studied plans. Thatís why their attacks do not fail. For example, imagine a resident who is absent from their home for a period of time. Even though itís just one day, he is surprised to return to find his home in disarray. Some people in this situation thought that thieves had broken into and ransacked their houses Ö The problem is that the villageís houses are old and non-roofed, and our daily guest is hungry.Ē

Salem Al-Barakati said that the main reason that the baboons are difficult to stymie is because of their high intelligence. They easily match wits with those out to drive them away.

Althouse links Walter Russell Mead noting the baboons are also stepping up their offensive in South Africa.

Baboons lurk on the edge of the parking lot, watching tourists come and go. They look for car doors that arenít locked, windows that are left opened, absent-minded tourists carrying food....

[T]he baboons in that parking lot... clearly felt only contempt for their squishy, soft, clawless and short toothed cousins. You could see it in their hard and glittering eyes.


Humanity

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You had your chance.

Headline: Cicero reminded me of the "assault" terminology.


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