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January 30, 2013

open overnight thread (shit. I'm still in january)

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Wha - you thought it was going to get better? Nope.

 


Hey I hear you got a hawt internet girlfriend.4a8fe7767b80f334edb88d169db8631f

Too bad she's dying of cancer and hiding out from drug dealers.

I guess this is your real-life girlfriend.

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So you might want to wear this:

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Actually this is how you really are with the ladies.

so how about some motivational music...

or these classics?



Okay everybody loves puppies I guess.

No? Ok how about a kitteh?

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Maybe a Rocky movie will cheer you up - or not.

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Whatever.

Tonight's post brought to you by the doctor's opinion:

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Notice: Posted by permission of bla bla bladdy bla. Like you ever read this. Bastards.

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