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January 29, 2013

overnight open thread (1-29-whatever)

Given recent feedback we've decided to go with a new format for the ont.

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The sad reality.

Your vacation plans - if you could afford one? Probably just as well.

Light at the end of tunnel? Unlikely.

Hey kids tonight's theme song is for you.

Political fortunes? Nope those all suck.

The future? yeah.

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